Trail 1 – Green Diamond Rail Trail

SIMPLETON SUNDAY-IN COWARDICE CANADA/1993-2021@14:44-YES INDEED, IT MUTHERFUC.ING IS…THE OLD ON THE ROAD TRAVEL, WITH NOT THEN-BUT NOW, OLD MAN DOWN THE ROAD, MR. CANUCK-THE BREEZE; COMING FROM SOUTHERN MISSOURI..WHERE THE AMERICAN BABY DOLLS…NEVER HAVE A WORRY, CAUSE ‘OL MR. CANUCK AIN’T THE ONE…AS I AIN’T THE ONE, BY GREAT SOUTHERN ROCK BROHAMS…ROCKBAND LYNYRD SKYNYRD!!! Anyways, MET A REAL SOLID TRUCKER…MISSISSIPPI MAN, BROHAM..I NICKNAMED HIM, AS MY BROTHER-BROHAM RENO, TAUGHT ME IN 1985, THAT BROHAM WAS A TEXAS BRO, BUT I SAID FUC. Y’ALL, AND SAID THE AND THIS STATE OF MISSISSIPPI..I HAVE and HAD REAL GOOD FEELINGS FOR; GOOD PEOPLE, SEXY-SALTRY-OOWOOWOOW THE SOUTHERN BABY DOLL ACCENT, MISSISSIPPI SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT, THOUGH, ANYWAYS, IRONMAN…WAS THE MISSISSIPPI TRUCKER, AND I CALLED HIM IRONMAN-BROHAM!!!

PICKED ME UP HITCHHIKING, SOUTHERN MISSOURI, I-55…OR SOMEWHERE IN THE LOCALITY, AND IT WAS AS HOT AS A BOX-IN A FOREST FIRE=LYNYRD SKYNYRD-TUNE TUESDAY’S GONE…BEFORE THE SONG STARTS!!! IRONMAN-BROHAM, I CALLED HIM SAYS WHERE Y’ALL GOING? I SAID FOX LAKE, ILLINOIS, and THEN SOME. HE SAYS JUMP IN SMALL MAN…AS I AM ABOUT 5’7” TALL, AND ‘OL BROHAM IRONMAN ABOUT 6’0. HE SAYS, I AM HEADED TO FARMERSVILLE, THEN CHICAGO, I SAID ALRIGHT; FARMERSVILLE MIGHT HAVE SOME PARTYING FOR US. IRONMAN LAUGHS, AND SAYS..SURE IT WILL.

WHEN WE GET OFF I-55, NICE BIG FARM LIKE PARKING, NO PEOPLE, RESTARAUNT…WITH SIGNS…I SAYS YEE FUC.ING HAW-BEER,,,A-OH MOTHER K. IRONMAN SAYS LET’S GO IN I’LL BUY YOU SUPPER; I SAID OH HELL NO, Y’ALL WON’T -I WILL BUY YOU SUPPER AND A FEW BEERS. GET INSIDE, AND SMALL, CLEAN, PLACE, POOL TABLE, KITCHEN, LITTLE DANCE FLOOR-NO BABY DOLLS, ONLY THE TWO WORKING. THEY HAD A BUFFET; I SAY’S HEY, WHAT IS ON SPECIAL TONIGHT? THE NICE WAITRESS SAYS FISH…WALLEYE, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I SAY Canada. IRONMAN, SAYS MISSISSIPPI-BORN AND BREAD!! I SAYS TO IRONMAN, Y’ALL FILL LIKE FISH FOR SUPPER? WALLEYE…IRONMAN; SAYS…MOTHERFUC.IN’ WALLEREYE…WHAT THE HELL IS WALLEREYE? I SAID, IRONMAN…IT IS PICKEREL…A GAME FISH, FRESHWATER…A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN BASS. IRONMAN EXPLAINS, AND I CUT HIM OFF; I SAY, HELL-YES, I FORGOT, I SPEND MOST MY TIME IN THE SOUTH, AND Y’ALL ARE CATFISH FANATICS DOWN SOUTH JUKIN’. IRONMAN STARTS LAUGHING AND SAYS THAT’S RIGHT YANKEE BOY!!! ANYWAYS, I EXPLAIN TO HIM, IRONMAN-BROHAM…THAT WALLEREYE IS A GREAT TASTING GAME FRESHWATER FISH, ONE OF THE BEST TO EAT. IT WAS A BUFFET, SO I TOLD THE LADY FOUR BUDWEISER BOTTLES AND TWO WALLEREYE FISH ALL YOU CAN EAT DINNERS!!!

WE ATE, DRANK, TALKED ABOUT TRUCKING, TRAVELING, POLISH WORK-DETAIL WORK ON 18 WHEELERS, AND HAVING A DAMN GOOD TIME…THE LADIES WERE TALKING A LITTLE BIT, THOUGH THEY HAD WORK TO DO. WE ATE, DRANK MORE BUDWEISER, THAT WAS GOING DOWN LIKE A COLD GLASS OF WATER, ON A 105 DEGREE DAY, AND REALLY HAD SOME GOOD LAUGHS!!!

PAID FOR THE FOD AND BEER, I WAS STILL LAUGHING, AS BROHAM-IRONMAN…DID NOT REALLY LIKE THE WALLEREYE, THOUGH, NO BIG DEAL; AS EVERY PERSON HAS THEIR ACQUIRED TASTE IN FOOD, AND BEER. ASKED THE GIRLS, WHAT EVERYBODY DID, IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS, AND THEY LOOKED AND EACH OTHER, AT ME AND IRONMAN AND LAUGHED AND SAID PARTY…OUT ON THE FARMS!!! I SAID COOL, NO COPS!!! WENT AND HAD A COUPLE HOURS SLEEP IN THE TWO SLEEPERS; THEN I WAS GOING BACK TO THE WASHROOM, AND A LITTLE BLONDE SAID , DO YOU ALL FROM THE TRUCK-WANT TO GO TO A FARM PARTY TONIGHT? I SAID, WOW, IS AN ILLINOIS’ DUCK’S ASS WATERPROOF? THE LITTLE FARMER ILLINOIS BABY DOLL, SAID WE’RE GOING TO A CORN ROAST, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE BEFORE? I SAID, OH YES, MORE THAN ONE!!1 IRONMAN, HAD HIS WINDOW DOWN, SO WHEN HE WAS COMING OUT OF THE TRUCK, THE LADY SAID HELLO, I WENT IN FOR A HORSE WATERING; A PISS THAT IS. IRONMAN TALKED FOR A BIT, AND THEN HER GIRLFRIEND AND KID SHOWED UP, AND WE ALL STARTED CHATTING. REALLY NICE FARMER AMERICAN FOLK, INDEED. I ASKED THE LADY IF THEY HAD OFFSALES…BEER SHE SAID, I WILL GIVE Y’ALL A DISCOUNT, SO I GRABBED 2-24 PACKS FOR IRONMAN AND MYSELF…IRONMAN WAS NOT DRIVING TOO FAR. IT WAS JUST ABOUT GETTING DARK, SO AFTER THE COLD ONES PURCHASE, WE HEADED TO THE PARTY-ILLINOIS FARMER…CORN BASH, and THEN SOME. MUSIC, BURGERS, CORN, BIG BONFIRE, PEOPLE…YOUNG…KIDS WITH PARENTS…ETC., SO AS EVERY GOOD SOLID PARTY…LEAVE YOU FUC.ING ATTITUDES, AT HOME!!!

THE TWO GIRLS FROM THE BAR-RESTAURANT -THAT FED US THE WALLEREYE SHOWED UP, AND IT WAS DARK, MUSIC, BONFIRE, GREAT CONVERSATION-HOCKEY, YOU PLAY HOCKEY IN CANADA? YEAH, WE INVENTED IT, Y’ALL KNOW THE CHICAGO BLACK HAWKS? GREAT HOCKEY TEAM OF THE N.H.L., WITH GREAT HOCKEY PLAYERS. WHAT POSITION DID YOU PLAY MR. CANUCK? GOALIE…EVERYBODY, BURSTS OUT WITH A BIG LAUGH…WOW, NO, A LITTLE GUY LIKE YOU A GOALIE/ YEAH, ONLY I WAS NOT AS GOOD AS LITTLE TONY O-ESPOSITI, BROTHER TONY…MADE IT IN THE N.H.L. EVERYBODY, STARTS LAUGHING. TALKED ABOUT WORK, FISHING, SPORTS, TRAVELING, THE GREAT AMERICA, THE MILITARY, CANADA, EVERYTHING; REALLY GOOD PARTY…REALLY GOOD PEOPLE…NO FIGHTS, NO ARGUMENTS!!!

IRONMAN, AND I PARTIED ABOUT TO 03:45 IN THE MORNING AND EVERY BODY WAS PRETTY WELL LEAVING, SO WE DRANK ABOUT ANOTHER 8 TO 10 BEERS, AND THE COUPLE THAT OWNED THE FARM SAID DO NOT DRIVE; Y’ALL CAN SLEEP IN YOUR TRUCK-RIGHT WHERE IT IS PARKED…AND WE DID JUST THAT!!!

ANYWAYS, IRONMAN DROPPED ME OFF AT THE LITTLE TRUCKSTOP, DINER…WHERE WE ATE THE WALLEREYE, AND WE BOTH LAUGHED ALOUD, WHEN I SAID MAN-I AM GOING TO BE POLISHING A MANY A RIG HERE, TODAY!!! IRONMAN, SAYS TO ME; Y’ALL GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO EAT ON? I SAID, HELL-YES, THANKS ANYWAYS BROHAM…AS I HAD ABOUT 400.00 TO 500.00 DOLLARS ON ME, WHEN IRONMAN PICKED ME UP!!! WE SHAKED HANDS, THE BROHAM SHAKE, THAT I SHOWED IRONMAN, THAT WEEKEND; THAT MY BROHAM…RENO, A COON-ASS FROM THE WEST BANK, GRETNA, LOUISIANA, SHOWED ME WHEN WE WERE ON THE ROAD TOGETHER IN FLORIDA, IN 1985…THE GOOD LORD REST BROHAM RENO’S SOUL, AS HE PASSED IN 1985, WHEN I LEFT FLORIDA, APRIL 1985, FOR RENO, NEVADA, WITH BROTHER CISCO, A BRO FROM CICERO, ILLINOIS…AND MY BROTHER STEVIE..ANOTHER BROTHER FROM CICERO, ILLINOIS. IRONMAN-BROHAM AND I SHOOK HANDS, LAUGHED, AND SAID GOOD MOTHERFUC.IN’ PART, and THEN SOME…WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS!!! IRONMAN, WAS HEADED INTO CHICAGO, and I WAS HEADED TO, HOPEFULLY…SOME BABY DOLLS COTTAGE, UP AT FOX LAKE, ILLINOIS!!!

THE ROAD, IS more than precisely FUNNY LIKE THAT, Y’ALL CAN MEET SOMEONE, THEN GET ALONG REALLY GOOD, AND WHEN Y’ALL GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS; YOU MAY NEVER SEE THAT PERSON AGAIN, THOUGH, SPENDING A GREAT AMOUNT OF TIME ON THE ROAD, Y’ALL MIGHT BUMP INTO EACH OTHER A YEAR, OR LESS, OR MORE; DOWN THE ROAD!!!

Blog Credit: GREEN DIAMOND RAIL TRAIL.

Yours Aye: Brian CANUCK-THE BREEZE Murza, 1998 to 2002 U.S.A., STORYTELLER, TRAVELING THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE FUC.ING WORLD; THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THIS TRIP/1998 TO 2002 ON THE ROAD IN AMERICA, LEFT BUMFU.K CANADA, IN Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, CROSSED INTO THE STATE OF WASHINGTON…OSOYOOS, B.C., CROSSING…ON JUNE 23/1998, CAME BACK TO BUMFU.K CANADA, NIAGARA FALLS, NEW YORK, U.S.A. TO CANADA, ON DECEMBER 10, 2002!!!

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The first trail in our 2015 Trailblazers Challenge sponsored by Fusion Fitness-Aquatics and the Montgomery County Natural Area Guardians is the Green Diamond Trail.

Paved portion of the Green Diamond Rail Trail Paved portion of the Green Diamond Rail Trail

We will have a kick-off at this first trail on May 30th at 9 am. Meet at the trailhead for a light breakfast and drinks, and then we’re off to walk/run/bike the trail!

Considered one of Montgomery County’s “best-kept secrets,” the Green Diamond Rail-Trail was dedicated on August 5, 2000, making it the first bicycling/pedestrian trail in Montgomery County. Also a rail trail, the Green Diamond gets its name from the sleek diesel streamliner that ran the Illinois Central Railroad corridor with a daily passenger service between Chicago and St. Louis, from 1936 to 1947.

This 4.4 mile trail is entirely flat, and has areas of soft wood-chip and asphalt surfacing. The Green Diamond is longer than the…

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Brian MURZA/Killick Vison is battleoftheatlantic19391945; W.W.II NAVAL RESEARCHER-PUBLISHED AUTHOR, PRESENT DAY NAVAL-MILITARY ANALYST, from Canada.

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